I Just Have To Tell You...

Stylah warms up for Crash Course 2 by dropping his version of Konan and Krept’s Paranormal Activity

2011-09-15T01:00:00.000+01:00

‘Changed The Way You Kiss Me’

2011-04-27T23:27:00.001+01:00

‘Changed The Way You Kiss Me’

UK RELEASE JUNE 5th 2011

Example’s kicked off 2011 with an almighty bang, already he’s sold-out his 15-date UK tour and had one of the biggest viral track hits of the year with the killer Skream collaboration ‘Shot Yourself in the Foot Again’ which received over 2 million YouTube views, climbed to #1 on HypeMachine and became a viral hit across the world.

There is no rest for man of the moment Example, he’s back and means business. Armed and ready to take over our airwaves once again his massive comeback single “Changed The Way You Kiss Me” gives us a taste of things to come from his third studio album, “Playing in the Shadows”, released later this year. Produced by dance pioneer Michael Woods, “Changed The Way You Kissed Me” sees Example back on form at his very best. Utilising a dirty bass backdrop infused with big synth-heavy hooks, Example is able to lay over his classic lyrical prowess of tales of girl trouble and unrequited love.

“Changed The Way You Kiss Me” has already received massive support from Radio 1’s Zane Lowe, Annie Mac & Nick Grimshaw, as well as reaching #1 on HypeMachine within a matter of hours of it being leaked online, this huge summer anthem is sure to see Example tearing up dance floors and tents across the festival circuit in 2011!

As well as making tunes for his own eagerly anticipated album, Example has also featured on the Wretch 32 radio smash ‘Unorthodox’ and Giggs’s ‘Look Over Your Shoulder’. Alongside this and his new material, Example will be nurturing the leviathan that is Example Live with a constant stream of live dates across the UK and Europe leading all the way up to festival season including appearances at Wireless, Lovebox, Big Chill, V2011, Creamfields and he will be returning to the Balearics to headline this year’s Ibiza and Majorca Rocks.

Changed The Way You Kiss Me will be out in June 2011 and with fan uploaded samples already in their thousands on YouTube hits, it is clear that the love for Example’s genre bending club bangers is stronger than ever!

Ministry of Sound release ‘Changed The Way You Kiss Me’ on 5th June featuring remixes from Steve Smart, Kris Menace, Mensah & Tom Starr

'In The Air'

2011-04-27T22:59:00.001+01:00

True Tiger Featuring Professor Green & Maverick Sabre
'In The Air’

New single released 12 June 2011 on Relentless/Virgin Records

True Tiger are set to release their new single, ‘In The Air' featuring Professor Green and Maverick Sabre on 12th June 2011 .

Forget what you think you know about current club music, because True Tiger are ready to turn it on its head and send it spinning across the floor. If there is a group of musicians who better represent the potential of 21st century British music to expand in all directions better than Stanza, Sukh Knight, Blue Bear and Gowers, we'd like to see them; entrepreneurial, independent of spirit and culturally open, this collective of four distinct and distinctive personalities are not beholden to the past in any sense, nor to any current scene. They are of the generation that watched the dubstep and grime scenes forge their own sounds and identities from their own localities, and are inspired by that to do precisely the same: to take from their lives and whatever is around them and create something completely of the now, and completely for the people.

True Tiger draw on experiences that take in the pirate radio stations of UK garage, the dark dancefloor of FWD>> and the raging moshpits of Essex heavy metal gigs, immersion in East End bhangra beats, Hendrix and the Aphex Twin, and somehow find the linking points, and find a coherent identity of their own. Yet they are never, ever about “fusion”, nor about some indiscriminate mish-mash of influences in an attempt to be all things to all people. Rather, they are simply four young men of discriminating tastes and a passion for particular sounds who have learned through trial and error what will move a crowd in any given situation. And whether tearing up arena gigs in support of Enter Shikari or being blasted from the biggest bassbins with their beats for P Money and Professor Green, they have already proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that they can do exactly that.

Their previous singles 'Slang Like This' with P Money, and Tiger-produced 'Jungle' by Professor Green (voted Best Dancefloor Filler NME Awards) show that they are just as in touch with their pirate radio and rave history as they are with crossover audiences. They show that those musical first cousins grime and dubstep are still not so very far apart and stand as a proud representation of the brilliant cultural collisions that make modern Britain so exciting and creative as we move into the second decade of the millenium.

The guys have teamed up with Professor Green and Maverick Sabre once again for the immense True Tiger track ‘In The Air' which adds a whole new level of dancefloor heft to the urban pop template which has been taking over the charts in the last couple of years. The guys are working on their debut album, and with young stars from the underground...Tinchy Stryder to Katy B, Dizzie Rascal to Magnetic Man... breaking through into the mainstream on a regular basis, True Tiger are ready to take their comprehensive schooling in that underground and make some of the most important pop cultural statements of the new decade.

Lethal B - Mind Spinning

2011-04-15T14:42:00.001+01:00

Mind Spinning
Released: 19th June 2011 on 360 Records Ltd.

Following on from the chart success of Pow 2011, Lethal Bizzle is set to release ‘Mind Spinning’ the debut track from his forthcoming album. It’s lyrically a different side of Lethal, but over a real typical Bizzle bassline heavy in-your-face track. The man himself explains;

“The track is about a girl who was into me, but I wasn’t really interested. But then the tables turned and I got into her, but she had moved on, so I was too late. The video is following on from the Pow 2011 video storyline, we’re trying to make a mini movie so all the videos will link together.”

The track is produced by R1 Productions who are production team made up of Richie Montana, Sneaky and Flipz. Richie Montana discovered Tinie Tempah and also recorded his double platinum album ‘Discovery’.

Bizzle released POW 2011 in January 2011, featuring a stellar cast of the current ‘top grime dogs’, appearing on the track in order; Lethal Bizzle, JME, Wiley, Chipmunk, Face, P Money, Ghetts and Kano. It reached a Top 40 chart position despite no radio daytime playlists, and has to date had over 2 million Youtube video views. A great achievement for a grime record, on an independent release, and a fitting follow up to the original banned POW which was a #10 chart smash released in December 2004,

The Best of Bizzle album is out now, and is celebrating Bizzle’s ten years in music. It features some of his biggest hits over the past years including co-labs with Dizzee Rascal, Mr. Hudson, Donaeo, Luciana, US rapper Twister.

Mind Spinning is released 19th June 2011 on 360 Records Ltd.

I'm Glad I Weren't On That Panel...

2011-02-22T05:17:00.001Z

After MTV releasing their own poll of who they think is the top 10 best MCs of 2010, Ghetts quite rightly takes offence to him not being on it as any mc would and does a video to 'Whos On The Panel". After listening to 20 secs of the track he already calls out many names that were on the panel that put the poll together and I'll be honest I'm glad I weren't one of them... Charlie sloth managed to get out with a good mention, but other top heads in the industry like Logan Sama, Chantelle Fiddy, and Hattie Collins (all people that have supported Ghetts in the past) don't get off too lightly.

I do agree that the poll was a bit messed up... Many familiar MCs should have been on that list like Skepta, JME, Wretch 32 etc...

But it's deep how he goes in on everyone on the list saying pro greens album was daylight robbery and lowkey musta had someone on the inside...

It's a poll that I think will start a bit of an uproar and Ghetts is the one to start it off...

Rihanna Headlines MBA All-Star Halftime Show

2011-02-21T03:54:00.002Z

Kanye‘s appearance during the NBA All-Star Halftime show wasn’t much of a surprise, especially since “All of the Lights” was essentially played before and after every commerical break during the NBA All-Star weekend festivities. (While we’re on the topic, Blake Griffin’s over-the-car dunk was way overrated.) Still, minus his pre-Thanksgiving surprise show at Bowery Ballroom, the Chicago MC had never previously performed the song live; and while like the video, the performance lacked 90% of its on-record guests, seeing West perform My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy‘s most extravagant single was long overdue. It also made up for his last public performance/that Thanksgiving parade bullshit.

For those who missed it, you can find the video posted above (via Rap Radar). Rihanna, who headlined the whole shindig, proceeded Yeezy with a mix of old and new hits. Drake also came up for a duet of “What’s My Name?”.

Minus a few festival one-offs, it doesn’t appear that West has any more upcoming appearances in promotion of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, which makes sense considering he owes us an album or two.

Why Am I Still Single?

2011-02-06T21:37:00.001Z

Its coming up to Valentines Day, and to be quite frank the further away it is from Valentines Day the less I care. But when the days draw closer towards it, it makes me think what I'm going to do for it. Its a average day for me... However, if I know I'm going to be spending it alone and a large amount of my friends have plans you start to think about how lonely living alone or not being in a relationship can be.

I pretty much get on with it, it doesn't bother me living on my own, if anything I enjoy the space. A friend of mine said to me that I should get a cat or go through my little black book (not that I have one) but when I'm single it only makes me wonder why.

I've recently just moved into my new flat, I've been doing everything on my on... I am putting the word DIY to the test. So yesterday when some friends came round, I was talking about what I've done so far... Ripped my bathroom out, put in a new toilet, new sink, laid the tiles myself, grouted, painted, sanded, wallpapered, plastered, making my curtains *deep breath* I've done or doing it on my own. I don't feel I necessarily need someone around for me to do that with.

Whenever I have friends round I try my best to make them feel comfortable, ill feed them if they're hungry, give them a drink if they're thirsty and if its too late or they're tired they are welcome to stay. I like to think of myself as an accommodating person. So why am I still single? And I'm only posing this question because an ex of mine pretty much popped up a week ago and turned up at my house yesterday night after my friends had left (extremely random) and asked me. We had a good catch up and he said to me (his words not mine) "your a good catch, why are you still single?"... Now I thought it was quite funny coming from someone I used to go out with, but he mentioned all these things to me that I used to do for him. He goes " I remember you used to come to my house everyday to clean and cook for me, that's a good quality in a women so why are you single?". Not that I could say anything back to that but when I think back I've always done that without thought, its just standard routine right?

Now I date people, go out, socialise but I can't help thinking why I'm single. I don't think I'm fussy... Here's my checklist (obviously I don't physically tick it off):

I like a guy that has a backbone doesn't piss about and uses his own common sense. I don't like guys that floats along its a total turn off and someone who doesn't ask silly questions *laughs* but I like a guy that takes control and tells me where we are going to eat, and orders for me rather than asks me (However that's just my preference lol.)... But most of all someone that just gets on with it, someone I know that can support and drive themselves to where they want to go.

Other than that I'm not or don't think I'm fussy, I like what everyone else likes decent company, going out to eat and talking...

Now... Currently I'm in this predicament where I do actually like this guy. But I'm not sure what to do about it. Am I still single because of me... Or them...?

Lloyd Banks - I Don't Deserve You ft Jeremih

2011-01-25T14:10:00.002Z

Lloyd Banks - I Don't Deserve You ft Jeremih

Lloyd Banks drops the official video for his 'I Dont Deserve You' single featuring Jeremih taken from the critically acclaimed 'Hunger For More 2' album

I love this song!

You can purchase Hunger For More 2 now http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/h-f-m-2/id407028060

Follow Lloyd Banks on Twitter @LloydBanks

Feeding Sour Lemons At XFactor Boot Camp?

2010-10-06T17:06:00.000+01:00

I thought this girl was alright but she is a real bitter bitch man!!!!!!! wooooooooi she goes innnnnn on everyone... FUCK That i wouldnt sign her or make her a wildcard now!

LOL what do you guys think?

Party Dark - Lets Go - Behind The Scenes

2010-07-21T12:12:00.000+01:00

Check out the behind the scenes to Party Darks new single 'Lets Go' - It looks like a right laugh.

Fresh from their work with the BootyLuv girls, the boys from Chart Topping act Big Brovaz are back with their own project - PARTY DARK. The new sound from Party Dark presents a rare mixture of Electro House, cheeky lyrics and stellar performances. Party Dark have been snapped up by world famous dance label Champion Records (the home of Paul Oakenfold, Faithless and Dido) and in association with Charles Gordon Management (Bootyluv, Crazy Cousinz) they look set to take the charts by storm this summer.

The infectious lyrics on ‘Lets Go’ are provided by none other than J-Rock and Randy who have previously notched up a series of UK hits, including the massive Nu Flow (UK Number 3), Favourite Things (UK Number 2) and Baby Boy (UK Top 5), as well as recording the platinum selling Nu Flow’ album and walking away with MOBOs for Best Newcomers and Best UK Act of the Year during their time as Big Brovaz.
In September the legendary Champion Records will release what has already become one of the biggest Club tracks of the year. Party Dark - Lets Go.
Sunship (previously has remixed Craig David, Christina Aguilera), Twocker (Gatecrasher Resident Will Bailey & Calvertron) & Marlow (Smash Dubstep remix of Owl City Fireflies) provide the remixes on ‘Lets Go’, creating a package that gives a recipe for a sure fire hit!!

Let’s Go has already been play-listed on Ministry Of Sound Radio a massive 12 weeks upfront, proving it will become the sound of the summer!

Party Dark’s warm up record, Is That You? Stayed at number 1 on the MTV Dance chart for 4 consecutive weeks. With weekly plays on Radio 1’s Floor fillers with Scott Mills, and National radio heavyweights supporting the track such as Steve Sutherland (Galaxy Radio), Steve Clarke (Choice FM) and Ras Kwame (Radio 1), Let’s Go is already heavily supported by the UK’s elite DJs.
www.partydark.com

Nicki Minaj - Your Love - Official Video

2010-07-21T11:58:00.001+01:00

I am not gonna lie I can't stand Nicki, But this track and video is swaying me more to liking her as an artist.

Ciara ft Ludacris - Ride It Premiere

2010-04-22T22:08:00.000+01:00

Youtube is doing the premiere of Ciara's new single 'Ride It' Ft Ludacris. But the premiere is only being shown if your in America *rolls eyes* But with the help of @DJGrind and my techno mind, Might get into trouble for it but anyway here's Ciara 'Ride It'. It's Defo Ciara Vs Rhianna Vs Estelle on this one! Ride it Vs Rude Boy Vs Freak! Let me know your thoughts! I'm loving it! It's a real #PauseForOrgasm...

To be honest I love this video, I think that it should have been toned down a little for commercial purposes you know coz technically that ain't a PG video if you get what I'm saying. But it shows raw sexuality of a women in her 'zone' shall we say. Now I'm not saying that this is the year of the hoe, and for every girl to use this excuse to go out and show everyone what their 'raw sexuality' is saying but I feel for a women to be comfortable in her own body is a great thing and well I'm not swinging both way but that videos saying a lot right? We have always had this 'battle of the sexes' talk from day dot so I could go on and on either way I think it's great how Estelle, Rhianna. and Ciara and who ever else is next in line, can come out with songs that I know we are all going to be singing along to with confidence. Technically I don't think theres anything wrong with that, I think its about time anyway. BUT what I did notice is that Ciara has a great body but she has no curves! I don't care what anyone says she is a women but she is quite manly... *strokes chin* however if she was a man she must of been a very good looking one coz most of them come out looking like this...

but on the odd occasion you get some that look like this... (yes they are all men!)

Either way that video is the biggest dick tease since me on twitter... LOL! just kidding! *rolls eyes... cheeky smile*

Whats your thoughts?

Tinie Tempah's New Single Frisky

2010-04-22T17:14:00.001+01:00

Tinie Tempah's new single 'Frisky' I do like Tinie Tempah and his style but I'm just wondering how long this high pitched rapping can be stretched. He's sort of like the UK male version of Nikki Minaj. There's nothing wrong with that but im just wondering how long he can stretch it for. All though it is refreshing to see a artist go down a different route to pop, as Tinie's mixing more with D&B than pop cheese culture... Don't really wanna say anything negative or be picky (not that I would) I just keep getting into trouble with my opinions LOL to to keep everyone happy i'll stay quiet. Well for the time being anyway.

Let me know what you think... Release date 6th June 2010

Barrington Levy - Watch Dem ft Snoop Dogg & MIMS

2010-04-22T11:05:00.002+01:00

If any of ya'll know about old skool reggae you will Barrington Levy... HE IS OLD SKOOL! But he's been brought back this year by Snoop Dogg and Mims on a remix on one of his 80's track 'Murderer'. Now the original is hard! So if you don't know about Barrington I advise you listen to it first before you listen to the remix. There is nothing new about artist remixing old reggae tracks and bringing them back into the lime light through hip hop, The Game did this with Junior Reid's original song 'One Blood' a few years back as well. But THIS remix is the baddest thing I've heard in a while! Which is why it's my 'One Top Watch' today. Have a listen below and let me know what you think.

Barrington Levy - Murderer Original

Barrington Levy - Watch Dem ft Snoop Dogg & MIMS

Guru - Hip Hop Legend Dies At Age Of 43

2010-04-20T14:18:00.002+01:00

Rapping legend Guru died yesterday (April 19th) after a long battle fighting cancer.

Influential rapper Guru (real name Keith Elam and best known as front man for Gang Starr) passed away aged 43 after suffering cardiac arrest on March 2 and was in a coma for some time.

The New York born MC had been suffering from the cancer for over a year.

A statement read: 'Guru has passed away yesterday morning (April 19) after a long battle with cancer.

"The world has lost one of the best MCs and Hip-Hop icons of all-time -- my loyal best friend, partner, and brother, Guru," Solar said in a statement. "Guru has been battling cancer for well over a year and has lost his battle! This is a matter that Guru wanted private until he could beat it, but tragically, this did not happen. The cancer took him. Now the world has lost a great man and a true genius."

Guru, a Boston native, rose to fame in the 80's as one half of Gangstarr, the iconic rap group with DJ Premier before splitting under acrimonious circumstances.

Since then Guru had released a series of 'Jazzmattaz’ albums where he teamed up with classic jazz, soul and hip hop artists.

He also continued to tour the world with a band and producer Solar.

It's such a shame that a true Hip Hop legend died at a young age. I feel almost a little lost to be honest because the first time I got to meet and speak to Guru and Solar was at the King Apperal Pop Up Store Launch. It was quite refreshing to speak to someone with raw talent and the world of Hip Hop knew that.. And if they didn't... well they ain't educated. But for me to know that I didn't get a chance to work with someone of that caliber, hinders me a little...

I can't help but think if the world knew about his situation would we have been able to do something?

I have some pics of him somewhere which i'll put up a lil later but here is a Video of his performance at the King Apperal Launch last year...

One To Watch - Smiler

2010-04-17T14:56:00.005+01:00

My 'One To Watch' This week goes to Smiler. With his video to his new single 'Enza' only being out for a little over 10 days and already receiving nearly 20,000 hits is a big accomplishment for a relatively new artist. He released his free mixtape 'Clarity' a few months ago and since then he has realised one other video (for a track called 'Clarity') in promotion of the mixtape. Breaking through into such a cut throat industry with only a mixtape, video and your swagger to hand is a difficult task but Smiler makes it look ENZA...

2010-04-17T14:56:00.001+01:00

Video Of The Day - Okan - Voices In My Head

2010-04-15T21:50:00.001+01:00

London Ivy - The Cross Over

2010-04-15T00:50:00.001+01:00

I've always found it refreshing when listening to new material to see that the artist that has created the product has stepped outside the box.

Being in and around music I hear a lot different styles, Pop, Jazz, R&B, Funky, Grime, Soul, Hip Hop the lot... and when you hear a good quality mixtape you dont actually tend to have to listen to each song for that long to know it has been produced and put together well.

The reason I say this because I won't blog material I don't feel is worth blogging, no one wants to read a review about how shit a song or mixtape was thats something you can do in 140 characters on twitter. But there's a collective of people that I have followed for a while and remained intreged about in terms of their music, and London Ivy is one of them.

I emailed him a good few weeks ago about what he was doing with his music after he sent me his remix of 50 cents baby by me and he told me about him releasing a mixtape to I was quite excited to see what he's come up with as he's being introduced as a new artist in the scene. He has a good team around him and immense support espesh from Sweetheart Shan :) and without even listening to the mixtape I know he will do well.

If your into UK rap, this is a decent mixtape, it's been well put together as well as some very good features from Wizzy Wow, G frsh, Shimmy Styles and Tippaly whom have all released mixtapes recently as well as Benni Bizzle, Double S, Calibar and Cell22.

The Cross Over, I think this intro, when you listen to it he almost raps with this sincere voice, like hes talking to you as if you're in the room with him. Like hes tryna chirps gal on on the phone... #pause LOL nah I'm joking he has this constant flow in his voice when is quite nice really. London Ivy, If you dont know his name you'll be singing it after you've listened to this track. Stoned in Saturn is one of my favorite songs till this day because it was actually the first song that introduced me to Ivy, produced by Wizzy Wow smart use of auto tune never gets too old. Bennie Bizzle breaks up 'I was born to do this' really well, which gives the song nice clout he also has some freestyles on the mixtape which evens it out really well. Gotta let you go, Dymunds has got a sweet voice and the song itself reminds me of my current post of QMG Part 6, I hate to be cliche but it does. Seat back love is a real rock to it track featuring the original flow farda Double S, its a nice lover track. Road to the blocks, I like this track, each artist on this track is unique in their own way which makes it stand out. Ivy has a constant flow when he raps, Tippaly almost has this real 'english' accent when he raps, Shimmy Styles has a very hip hop delivery, and Wizzy Wow has always been a G on the auto tune.

If you aint into UK rap or haven't been too convienced about whether you like it or not, this is a good mixtape to start with. It's soft but that doesn't take anything away from the product itself. You hear Ivy stays true to his style throughout the whole mixtape, and consistancy is something I find many artists, artists in general find differcult to do. I would recommed you download it. The link is: http://limelinx.com/files/d88ea41498b2f3ebf3b88f8e4a338e28 and with nearly 2000 downloads after it being up for a few days I think Ivy is gonna have a good following after this Mixtape.

Download it and lemme know your thoughts...

Smiler's Got The 'Enza' Feeling...

2010-04-14T23:30:00.001+01:00

SMILER SHOWING YOU THAT 'ENZA' FEELING...

New treatment, The same production company that brought you Cherri V - Skool Daze and the Funky hit Sexy Sexy performed by Natalie May, gives you Smilers new single 'Enza'...

Taken from Smiler's hugely popular EP 'Clarity', 'Enza' has been repeatedly tipped to be one of the biggest UK Hip Hop songs of the year, with approval from many including: Global Grind, PutABeatOn.com, Urban World, Mistajam (Radio 1), DJ Semtex (1Xtra), Steve Clarke (Choice FM), DJ 279 (Choice FM), DJ Grind (Express FM), Chantelle Fiddy (RWD/Guardian/Ctrl.Alt.Shift), Ragggs.com and Hip Hop Chronicle.

'Enza', (which is an inclusive word meaning 'that vibe' or 'X-Factor' feeling) has a universal sound and can be enjoyed at any time, from your mp3 player, radio station or club speaker. The song opens with a space-like female loop before being met with the bass drum and sub-woofer core of the track. The song can best be described as a 'club banger' and will amplify any event into an atmospheric room of head bobbing and booty shaking.

The South London rapper, renowned for his fearless delivery of intelligent lyrics and witty metaphors, does not compromise his lyrical standards on 'Enza'. Instead, Smiler manages to create a track with both commercial charm as well as an underground, 'real hip hop' appeal.

Smiler has collaborated with some of the UK's top talent including Nate James, Roll Deep and Ghetts, and has also supported the likes of Royce da 5"9, D12 and Wu-Tang's GZA in concerts. Furthermore, Smiler has been directly co-signed by the likes of Marly Marl, Styles P and the world famous DJ Premier.

To listen to 'Enza' you can download it via this link: http://www.sendspace.com/file/oygthl

To download Smiler's Mixtape 'Clarity' Go to: http://www.smilermusic.com/

Question Mark Guy Part 6

2010-04-14T23:02:00.000+01:00

*Uncorks a bottle of Rose and takes a swig from the bottle...*

I've never been lucky with guys, and its funny I say that because in my group of friends I'm the first one to bag a date when I want it. Modestly speaking, I've never had an issue with being approached by guys, dating guys, going on dates, dinner, cinema, events... Whatever, it’s never been a problem with me. I'm a very confident person, I have to be... It’s a big part of my job. But I've never been lucky with guys, like I've never been in a actual relationship, or one that's lasted on that note...

*Decides to be civilized and pours wine into a glass*

Question Mark Guy #6
Profile Name: Never On My Case...
Age: 22

I rarely, and when I say rarely I mean it’s unheard of for me to become attached to someone. It’s not like I'm some ice queen or put my heart in the freezer on a daily or nothing is just I've never really had time to think about what I really need in a guy. Sometimes I feel that I get so busy I don't have the chance to sit back and evaluate what I really need. I find I almost tend to go for everything I want to give me that instant boost like some 'Relentless' Energy drink that will last me a few hours keeping me going for the time being, rather than sit down to a home cooked meal that will last me the whole day... Am I making sense?

*shuffles on sofa to get comfortable*

Ok, let me give you an example... This story has been sitting in my notes for my blog for about two months now but I've never really come to terms with whether I wanted to write about it... Oh well... Anyway...

*clears throat*

Imagine chemistry between two people that was so crazy you'd think that they reinvented science... (Don't watch the cheesy line). Man I’ll tell you the way me and this guy got on it was mad, I'd never really had that kind of (hate to be cliché) connection with someone before. Now I have a versatile personality and I tend to get on with everyone anyway, but this, this was different, it felt different, I really liked him. Really liked him. Its almost hard for me to admit it but without going on too much about this nonsense saying how we moved the planets, stars and rocked the universe and all that.(LOL sorry but I actually thought that sounded funny) I just really felt like there was a bond between me and this guy. Any guy can text my phone or call me or email me or tweet me along with the other 200 ways you can get in contact with me, and I won't care less, they're all irrelevant to me. Unless its business I don't really give too shits and all of my friends know I’ve had this head strong attitude for a while. But from the time I met this guy I just couldn't wait to be around him again. I felt so comfortable around him. I could be silly and have a laugh and crack my really not funny jokes with him and he'd laugh AT me... But to me he was still laughing and that's what sorta made me happy. The fact that I could please him. When I was with him I almost found myself trying to make him or keep him happy and that made me content while doing so.

*sigh*

But that's not it... Oh no... The way this guy would make my heart skip a beat by the way he touched me was crazy... He would hold me up against the wall hold my neck and kiss me like no ones done before, *Mmmmmm* he had the softest lips I could kiss for hours, the most amazing tattooed chest and body. Ahhhh man! This guy could kiss my neck and send shivers down my spine even while I'm on my way home and not with him. Just the thought of it now is making me quiver. Now without getting too xrated and making you lot #pausefororgasm or whatever, he was a lot... I loved being around him I loved cracking jokes with him, I loved talking to him, I even liked speaking to his mum and spending what time I could with his little brother and the two most adorable sisters who sort of remind me of my own. But from the time I stepped out of his front door, got home and went to sleep I knew we wouldn't talk again for another week or two. And that's what our relationship was like. I developed this genuine care for him out of... Well an insignificant relationship. Obviously, it never started like that but that's how it ended up a few months in...

Me and this guy, we were never in a relationship, to be honest till this day I don't know what it was... But for the sake of the blog ill keep things simple and say we were dating. We were dating for a while, and from the time we met we connected but if I think about it now, and being quite honest I was kinda a booty call…

#JustSaying I won’t front and ill be the first girl to admit that I have been suckered into being one LOOOOLOUDER! Ok ill tell you why, well… he would never call call me! EVER I used to make effort to call him etc… but then I gave up coz he never returned the favor and called me, oh but he did however use to message me on facebook! One sec let me hold the story there for a moment while I Laugh Out Loud At Myself… *cough* yeah he would only converse with me through FB and I mean I know he’s on T-Mobile and I’m on Orange but give the five day pass a rest right? Anyway yeah so our only conversation was ever through FB and to make matters worse… oh no it doesn’t stop there… it wasn't until like a few weeks into 'Dating' him that I kinda found out he was basically bum chums well best friends with a guy I dated the year before... #pause… from the time I found out I had all sorts going through my mind... There's this guy that I get on with so well and he turns out to be friends with this guy I was 'seeing' the year before... Now if it hasn’t quite sunk in to your minds about what has happened imagine this scenario in your head... close your eyes and imagine two guys (girls, for the guys reading this post) that you went out with... now imagine you seeing one of them in a rave, they have come over to you to say hi and see what your saying, until the other person comes over to hand your guy a drink... you look up and it turns out it was another guy you went out with... #pause so they have basically turned up together... and you didn’t know they were friends... WHAT WOULD YOU DO? No No not what would you do... but what would you say? It’s not the easiest thing to come out with if they ask how you both know each other... Be honest! That’s a 'grab your coat and hide in the cupboard Harry Potter Stylee' kind of situation... TELL ME IM LIEING!
Now let me tell you how I found out they knew each other... I was talking on the phone to the guy I was seeing the year before about something until I hear a voice in the back saying...' Is that Zanna?'... This is how I felt…

He passing the phone to my guy from him to say ‘Me and you need to talk’ now I already knew what we ‘Needed to talk about’ when he said those words but you know how you have to dumb yourself down abit…

Anyway, long story short he didn’t talk to me about it until like ages after but when we did talk about it he said it was cool… and the past is the past #pause now maybe I should have cut it off myself coz alie if you was in that situation you would right? Coz to me, I found out when he found out so who was to go first and say whats what? Anyway I liked him a lot so for some next unknown universal reason it didn’t raise my eyebrows into why he said it was cool… *rolls eyes*.

Well ill speed the story forward a bit. He would always drop these bottomless comments like, im going to make you m girl soon and the should make more girls like you etc etc..

*yawn*

Anyway he would feed me these sweet nothings and id fool for it… #TWAT

Anyway it was his birthday and I got him tickets to go see Joe perform with Natalie Williams at Ronnie Scotts, for valentines. Cutting this short I didn’t go with him coz I felt he was going on like a bit of a dickhead, but when I told him a week later he went into a bit of a strop and we had a lil argument I got abit teary eyed and went home… now on my way home I text him ‘I feel like I’m in love with an arsehole’ now if you know me well you will know I hate being mad or holding grudges so ill crack a dumb joke to break the ice. Except he didn’t find it too funny, and he messaged me from his good friend Facebook to say are your serious your in love with me… now obviously I wasn’t but I’m not sure what broke him more, the fact that I was saying it was a joke (even though he was probably thinking thank God) or the fact I called him an arsehole.

Anyway moving on… to break the ice again *rolls eyes* I asked him what are you doing in 2 weeks now I didn’t want to say what it was for but he said I was going on funny and said to me we should leave it their so I said cool. But what I was going to do was take him to see Omar at Ronnie Scotts coz I felt bad about being a bit of a bitch for valentines. Well in the end I took my friend Lyton @_letterL because I felt he would appreciate my time and company a lot more than this dude. And I’m glad I took him coz Ronnie Scotts is one of those places I don’t introduce anyone to unless I feel they will respect it, its just one of those places that is special to me.

Well the reason I decided to write about this because this happened earlier in the year is because he started talk to me again and I was thinking to myself do I really want to go down that road again? I do like him but ergh! He made me feel like sucha twat! And I don’t have time fi dat…

I miss the times we had but should I go there? LOL!!!!! Anyway on to the next one….

Question Mark Guy Part 5

2010-02-13T00:03:00.006Z

Men. Things I like to call "Odd Creatures Of Society". Now I know myself that I hold my own, I have my own business, I handle business, I mind my own business not to mention I do my bit for my peoples when I can. Personality? Love! Don't mind that other gal there... I'll keep you entertained for yonks... The Gemini way! BUT, lets be honest, you OCOS's are as much as I hate to admit it, you are needed. Well this is the way I look at it. Guys you can go down to the nearest blockbuster rent a DVD of catwoman, layout the cocoa butter, watch Halle Berry move and give your left hand the only exception of knowing what your right hand is doing... get the jist? Maybe for the contained few that are a lil more extrovert, will buy a 50p melon from Lidl cut a whole in it, stick it in the microwave for 60 seconds and enjoy the cheapest hooker ever! But now us women, and I'm speaking for the majority as obviously there are a few sidewinders in there... But us women can hardly put on Sky movies or Film4 watch Jamie Foxx in Dream Girls, stick a finger up our fannies and moan. So I suppose if I'm being honest your are there to fullfill needs we cant give ourselves, and no I'm not just talking sex, I'm talking about all the soppy shit that you guys find so difficult to do. Like send a text on the odd occasion, or call once in a while to say hi, go out etc.... Even share stuff that you wouldnt really wanna tell your Breadbin (I've spelt it like that because I can) that lives a few doors away from you (but anyway thats another story). But coming back to the plot now... Guys you're all there for a reason right? but really and truely I don't have one clue why this guy was floating around like a bee round a honey pot...

Question Mark Guy #5
Profile Name: Stalker Line 1
Age: Lord Knows

Ok, so from the beginning I was on twitter one day, just minding my own, until Industry hater pressed a button in his small little brain and decided to go at me on this "Every girl in the industry is a whore/slut/skank, and sleeps around to elevate their career" tip with me. FAAAAAAAACK OFF! To be honest he didn't strike a raw nerve because if that was true I would have shagged Chris Lighty when we met, knocked myself up, bribed him and got rich along time ago... I would have 'elevated' myself so much I would be living on Miami Beach, with a fine brudda working for Nikki Minaj consulting her on how to 'elevate' herself and her career. INSTEAD, I'm stuck in London (and I mean that in the nicest way possible) grafting the same way every one else is... The paying taxes way... So while I'm reading books like "Grab yourself a Millionaire husband" and "Change your life in 7 Days" I'm thinking, did the person who wrote the first book even grab themselves a millionaire? And did the author of the second write the book in six days like God created the earth, rest on the seventh and hand everything over to their agent to handle all the dirty work and watch the money come in? Either way, the books haven't done anything for me so do I get my money back?

Moving on, after having a bit on cheap banter on twitter with Industry Hater (I.H) a few weeks went by where he kinda left me alone, not that I cared, I mean it was entertaining for a while until... (I'm sorry bubs but I have to mentio you coz you are sort of part of it) Silvar was having a conversation about me to I.H, I don't know the specifics coz I didnt see the full convo but out of no where I.H gives Silvar my number openly on twitter like its a retweeted quote off Rev Runs Wisdom... AND THEN just for his own spice, he decides to tweet my number again saying contact Zanna for PR yadda yadda yadda. FOOL. Now I didnt see this message until two hours AFTER it was posted. Pause. So by the time I checked my phone I had like 14 direct messages from friends telling me, LORD KNOWS how many people retweeted it and masses of tweets from people saying how much of an asshole he is, it wasnt until I scrolled all the way down when I found the Pussy Popper had Posted my Private number up in Public... PRICK. After my phone had nonstop no ID callers throughout the night I turned my phone off...

Anyway, if your thinking is this blog about I.H? Nope, But I am getting there... OK so after his little run, I got this friend request on facebook but I didn't think it had any sort of connection with twitter. When I write things on twitter it get posted straight to facebook, and this guy that I had excepted on facebook started commenting on every single status that was on my FB. Now I didnt think anything of it not even when he went through all my pictures and commented on them too... I mean there are people out there that do that.

Anyway... I didn't think anything of it, I just ignored it, I never said anything back to him, even when he started to send me stuff like this...

Lol! this was the first message he sent me and I just ignored it, I think he was replying to one of my statuses on my facebook in my inbox, I thought creep... but just kept it moving. Then he sent me this like an hour after the first message.

Now, ok... forgive me if I'm wrong but how can you claim someone to your soul mate if you haven't even spoken to, let alone met? Is that whats happening at the moment? Craig David, Baby I love you but FILL ME IN! WTF?

Anyway, Just to spice things up a bit on here I thought I'd be a bit evil... Only a little... OK ALOT... so hes sending me messages more and more of them, and I'm not sending anything back... Then I get one that says:

"I read your article about ''Men In The City - My Quest To Find The Perfect Man' ...And I smiled with joy in my stomach...you know why! I've been doing a similar thing to what you've been doing...finding Mrs right not just in london but in the world...well, recently I almost gave up, but God said 'hold on, got something for you to see...that's when by a miracle , I found you in facebook" - I thought, fantastic a guy thats a fan of my blog... Thank fuck! We can all go home and enjoy the new year because the guy that is obsessed with me reads my blog. Cringe. *side eye*.

In the same message he waffles on about God a bit more and telling me abit about himself not that I care... Just saying, I mean lets be honest, If your not a Mr Midas looking brother, Resemble @Tonyblk in the slightest, look remotely like Devon Anderson (Unoe the 'New' but 'Old' Figure in Eastenders) or Trey Songz graphically telling me how you invented sex, You sending me a message on facebook about how I complete you? Nah, Im not gonna give two shits reeeeeeeeally...

So he still baffles on saying how he's in media (What a coincidence!) "I Am a good and perfect gift from Heaven. I think I've found the One new woman (who is also different from the rest), who God sent me to love...and you know what! that woman is you-Zanna...I profess it and Am willing to show it to you. I exist and I have been reserving myself for that One true 'new woman' who believes that Mr. Right exist" - Lets all clap for the guy that thinks facebook is match.com and that we can live in e-harmony because hes sent me 3 poxy messages. That one message its self goes on for ages LOL! AGES! So I'll move on... hahaha well so he continues to write his heart out, sending me pages of messages on facebook... Let me put that into perspective for you...

Well this many messages times 3... No I didnt read them all, I stopped at the first three, he just writes too much lmoa! Anyway... He sent me pictures of himself, thought I'd entertain ya'll and show you what my beloved fan looks like, its only right... right?

Ok Well lets get started... When I looked on his facebook there are no pictures of him just some stupid picture of... well I duno what it is... Anyway, his name is Immanuel King Love (Apparently)... Oh and Ladies hes single... Do you want him to take you out?

This is him up against a wall... looking sleepy wearing a stupid hat too small for his big head

And this is him again up against a wall wearing the same clothes with that hat we all know and love

This is him again up against a wall, with the same clothes and hat... Girls don't worry I'm sure he took all the audition photos on the same day *side eye*

I have a quote from the main man himself "People say I've got a 'thrillion dollar bill' smile...Ha! well, my friends say, my smile and looks can raise the dead and I don't have to say a word. O my God...what have you turned me to...Amazing! well can only thank hm for making meshine like crystal- as I sit upon his glorios throne"

So Girls! There you have it! Looks that can raise the dead, 'Friends' that tell him he can model, and who needs to have a baby by 50 cent? dang! this guys got a 'thrillion dollar bill' smile! Yes to read right! A 'thrillion dollar bill' smile! RICH! Oh man! What a catch! And right at my feet? How lucky am I?

OK now this is where I clear up why I.H was involved... This guy calls me... YES! Calls me! NO I didn't give him my number... He calls me and while I'm quietly sitting at home watching tv in bed my phone rings Me: "Hello?"

Him: (African Accent) "Hello, Zanna, Zanna its Immanuel."

Me: Pause. "Who?"

Him: "Immanuel, I send you messages on facebook"

Me: "How did you get my number"

Him: " I was on my friends twitter and saw your number on the screen so I took it down"

Me: Dialtone...

He continues to ring back a few times but I ignore the number and save it under 'Stalker Line 1'... To cut the story short he starts texting me everyday saying how much he loves me and can't wait to see me and all this bollocks... sending me like 20 texts every day. Until one day I put this message up on twitter saying I've seen these gorg shoes, anyone wanna buy them for me? 10 minutes later I get a text from him with his bank details... NO WORD OF A LIE! LOL! Ask @jamminmc I was telling him about it on the day lmfbao... So what did I do? Course I tried it out man, I was curious loooool wouldnt you be? Well for starters his name wasn't Immanuel it was 'Joseph Awhota' on the card, and he is 27 after saying in his messages to me he's 21 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! okok anyway, the card didn't even work, just to let you know... Idiot, I got well excited!

Well he continues to text me and one particular text he sent me scared me, he said I can't wait to meet you and see your two sisters and your mum. Now this is someone I don't speak to and is saying he wants to meet my family, to you its funny but to me, this guy had done his research... and when he started to ask me about where I live in the texts it scared me that he would start turning up at my door next. Anyway I ignored him, until one day he sent me a message saying I need to see you send me your address, I was out and I thought, you know what lemme send him AN address..."29 West India Dock Road London E14 8E2" Limehouse Police Station, now obviously I didn't tell him that I said it was my house, lol the first reply he ever gets from me is 'my' address and he probably thinks he's hit a gold mine... He called me I picked up and he goes to me, thank you so much I haven't got anywhere to stay tonight I was like cool come round.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 3hours later he calls me and says hes at 'Limehouse Train Station', by this time now I was at the restaurant in soho eating about to go out on the town with my parents looool! He called me when I finished my food and was like I'm in the area now I'm nearly there lol! I'm like cool and make my way out to the bar... I didn't touch my phone for a few hours and when I was coming out the bar at 2am and driving on my way to tinsle town with my mum and dad I see 38! yes 38 miss calls loooooooooooool! this guy was calling! Then I picked up and he goes Zanna I cant find it... I could just hear loadsa noise like he was with loadsa people, I asked him who he's with and he said just my friend he's helping me find your place... Find my place my ass he's planning on moving his mum, his dad, his uncle, his nephew, his nephews friend, his friends friends and his friends in to my house...... lol can you imagine if I actually told him the address to my place and went out I'd come home and the locks would be change and he would have remorgage the place under his name and put a restraining order out on me... lol! If I knocked on the door he would be like I have lived here for years with my brothers lol!

Anyway, he calls me again and says he's found the police station where's your place? I said its 26a but if you can't find it press the help button on the police door ...My mum said just tell him to ask for PC ISSAC HUNT (ISA CUNT..) or MABOLSA RITCHIE (MY BALLS ARE ITCHY)and they will definitely help you if they're in.... My dad looked at my mum (My dad can be a correct sometimes) and goes..."noooo you can't tell her to say that" then my mum goes "yes I can" (We were both in crying in hysterics, Mum you see, when shes had a bit to drink, well she doesn't need much, but when she has... she acts very much like me, but to the extremes... we are like two peas inna pod lol)... He did aswell, its a shame that neither PC ISSAC HUNT or MABOLSA RITCHIE were in but I got a call from a women 20 minutes later on no id caller saying:

"Hi Zanna I have you boyfriend at Limehouse police station can you come and collect him he can't find your place"

Me: "Boyfriend? What boyfriend, I don't have one"

Women:Talking to Immanuel or Joseph or Whatever "Why did you say you're her boyfriend?" TooManyNamesMan:"Friend I mean Friend"

Women: "Hi Zanna, Sorry Your Friend"

Me: "What did you say his name was?"

Women:"Immanuel"

Me:"I've never met this guy in my life, he keeps stalking me"

Women:"Oh thanks for telling me that"

Dialtone...

Now I'm cracking up! Laughing about him with my parents in the car while driving to Tinsle town, It was hilarious! Well he calls me again about 30 mins after saying he's on the street he needs somewhere to sleep where's my place...

It's deep but I left him there... Two days later he was still calling my hassling me for the address of my place... Saying he has had to sleep on the street and none of his 'Friends' can help him. This guy is persistent! and this happened on Saturday just gone... He still calls me for it... Shake my head

But on a real serious note now, its actually not as funny as I make out. Anyone who is that persistent had a motive from when he tried speaking to me, the guy knew he was gonna be homeless thats what all the flattery was there for, he probably wanted to use me for a green card! But honestly! This guy could have done some serious business and found out where I lived and turned up at my yard! THATS SOME DANGEROUS SHIT!

Anyway! This is my VALENTINES SPECIAL! He text me today saying he wants to take me out and that he has a pressie for me... LUCKY ME *side eye*

Moral: Hmmmmmmm for him? Don't trust a pretty face! Hahahahahaha

Until the next time...
Oh and RIP industry hater.

Loves ya! xxx

Question Mark Guy Part 4

2010-01-01T23:51:00.007Z

I thought I'd start the new year off with a question mark guy story that may make you laugh or may shock you a bit but well wait and see...

Question Mark Guy #4
Profile Name: Double Ditch
Age: At the Time: 14 ish (WAIT don't hold your breath lol this is a old story!)

Now we are going back a goooooooood few years! Way back to when I was in school doing my GCSE's when:

Anyway I took art for a GCSE and for those of you that took art you would know there is a lot of coursework that goes along with it, so I had to spend a lot of my time researching and going to libraries and all that bollocks... Well there was this one day where I needed to go to the National Portrait Gallery, if you don't know where that is it basically by Leicester square and Trafalgar square in central. Moving on, the night before I was trying to get my friend to go with me and she just weren't having it, stubborn bitch lol I literally begged her on MSN for ages (lol who remembers msn? Does anyone even use that any more?) Until she goes to me that she won’t go with me but she will get someone else. Obviously I was kinda eager to know who it was and she told me it was some guy she is friends with and she wanted to set me up with him anyway so it would be a good excuse for me to meet him. She joint the convo on MSN and well I did my snooping around and inspected his profile picture (as you do) and I mean back then we didn’t have Facebook we had Myspace but there wasn’t too much on his… anyway yeah he looked ok so I was thinking what’s the catch?he seems alright.

Well we agreed to meet up the next day but he was coming from ROMFORD! ROM FACKING FORD lol! Dem days there I didn’t even know where the hell that was!!!!! Anyway he said that he didn’t have the underground near him and he couldn’t meet me at the National Portrait Gallery coz he didn’t know where it was… from when he said that I thought BOI Romford must be far if you don’t know how to get into central London on your ones. In the end I said to him to meet me at Mill Hill Broadway station, basically the overground near me and we can go together. AHHHHHHHH how sweet it thought!!!!

The next day I got up and made a propa effort, from what I can remember I wore jeans I cant remember the full details not that you care but I do know I put on this cute little brown shoes with a small heel on, I loved those shoes lol anyway yeah I made an effort to look decent. I got my keys picked up my bag and a pair of spare flat shoes just incase I wanted to change then I got a call from him to let me know that he was at the station so I jumped pon de bus to meet up with him and when I got there I met him at the bus stop… When I saw him he looked NOTHING LIKE HIS PICTURE!!! NOTHING!!! This guy was either very good at photoshop or had a nice looking big brother and snatched them pictures from him quick time, when I saw his face I almost laughed to my self as if to say ‘when I see my girl at school on Monday I’m actually gonna knock her out!!!’ his face looked like you know when you press your face against a window and everything is squashed and spread out? Lol he was some lanky guy with a small head with squashed features like he was made out of play dough. I thought it couldn’t get any worse but when I tried talking to him he was like unbelievably dense! I was like talking to a brick wall, I called my girl and I said hello she goes to me ‘are you with him?’ I go yeah and she burst out laughing on the phone like it was a joke! Now I know you’re probably thinking thats deep but I felt exposed! I’m not gonna lie my girl got me good. Anyway I hung up and just got on with it, I thought hes here now anyway I might aswell deal with it. So we get on the bus and go to the underground and if it’s worth anything he did seem like an alright kinda person.

We got to the N.P.G and we looked around and I was shocked to see his interest in art he was more inquisitive than me I took my pictures of the place and carried on walking around, now I cant remember what he did but he said something to me and I thought oh god what am I still doing with this guy? So I changed my shoes and put my flat shoes on, and waited… for the opportunity… to escape! Lol yeah escape! I said to him im trying find a picture could you help, I point to a picture in the programme and he said ok ill help, now while he was doing that I had a good look around the bottom floor of the museum to see where the exits, doors, stairs and escalators were so I could deviate my plan…

I was getting ready to walk to one of the elevators but I bumped into him and go ‘oh there you are’ he laughed and said he had found the picture lol I walked with him to see the picture, took my picture of it then he goes do you need to find another one? I point to another picture in the programme and he goes to me ‘you walk one way ill walk the other and then we can meet in the middle’ I smiled and thought that’s the smartest thing he had said all day so I walked off a hastily walk toward the elevator pressing the button loadsa times hoping it would come quickly looking around hoping he wouldn’t see me, when the elevator came I stood behind a couple that was also in the elevator and went all the way to the 3rd floor where the toilets and the gallery restaurant was. I went to the toilet sorted myself out… I know I took some pictures of myself as well but as much as I want to entertain you all I can’t find them for the life of me lol (I even dug out my OLD laptop to see if it was on there but no luck)

Anyway, so I stayed upstairs in the restaurant, had an orange juice and was on the phone to my girl who thought what I did was quite amusing… after an hour I thought it was safe to go back down stairs and I went to the ‘Hagen Diaz’ ice cream place in Leicester square, sat down and got an ice cream and which was then when I started to get texts from him saying where did you disappear to… lol I text him back saying I couldn’t find him and I tired calling him and it wouldn’t ring so I thought you went home lol! When I got home I blocked him on MSN and beat up my girl on Monday morning lol!

Moral of the story: Never do a blind date!
Disclaimer: what I did do though is log into my old MSN after ages of trying to remember the password and found him in my contacts lol! I got his email and googled it and found…

LOL DO YOU THINK I DAMAGED HIM?

Wizzy Wow And Tippaly Baileys And Passports

2009-12-31T23:58:00.005Z

So Wizzy Wow and Tippaly have released a mixtape together. A free downloadable album which makes me think with 17 tracks of genius are we really qualified to deserve it for free? really? well im not sure about you lot but I know I am... *cheeky smile* Anyway either way we can so no complaints there. Well its New years eve and I'm writing this review up with funnily enough a glass of baileys and lots of ice :)... not that you needed to know but I thought I'd tell you.

For you invalids that didnt know Wizzy Wow produced Chipmunks 'I Am (Interval)' on his 'I Am Chipmunk' album. One of the hottest producers to come out of the UK Urban scene but I'm very sure hes not going to stay around for long. This 'Spacey' dude is building his UFO and going to be flying worldwide very soon. I have No Doubt! Tippaly, A new artist making a come through. From what I know this is the first mixtape he's fully involved in... Guys correct me if im wrong (well it does have his name on it so I should think so anyway). Well I dont think he could have teamed up with anyone better so I'm interested to see what he's about.

Well I've had a good listen to the mixtape and I did enjoy it, first time round! It normally takes me a while to take to a mixtape but yeah its good still. Now I'm not gonna write and tell you every single thought of each track on the listing I mean theres 17 for goodness sake *meant in the good way* but I have noted down my favourites:

Baileys And Sex: I love the beat on this track and its nice to hear my first taste of Tippaly *No Homo* ahhhh faaaaaack it homo all the way, its one of those tracks that ill have on repeat. Its a good start to the mixtape. Girls your fantasy ride starts from this song onwards...

Hottest In The Hood/Hands In The Air: Hardest Production! EVER! Shut up! Don't Argue! I'm Right! Say No MU'FU' More! Thank You! I shall now take my bow :) lol the production of these two tracks remind me of that 'Touch it bring it' Busta Track from back in the day that everyone jumped on, I recon ya'll should do a remix...

Pop Music: As short as this track is, I love it! It's my favourite!Tips you sound great but ummmm 'Hey Baby' can you do a full version? Please? *cheeky smile*

Lemme get on ya: Tippaly, I think this is one of the best tracks on the mixtape. I love your flow on this, well put together. Dont really need to say anything else.

Cant Believe it: This is a nice track to hear, easy on the ears you know? It's good to hear both artists on a good produced track together. You can easily differenciate the characteristics and styles both artist have. Sweet track still.

Its a lil bit of everything on this mixtape, I have no doubt that from whatever music your into you'll like at least a few tracks on here. If your crap at English Tips and Wizz will defo give you a lesson on Metaphors and Similies. Theres some good Content on here so if you havent got it download it http://www.filefront.com/15259091/BAILEYS-AN-PASSPORTS-MIXTAPE.zip/. Rating 8.5/10 for a mixtape.

I've finished just in time at 11:57pm giving me time to go and watch the crap fireworks on BBC and celebrate the New Year 2010!

Men In The City - To Ditch The Date Or To Pitch Another?

2009-11-13T21:24:00.002Z

What he says/what his penis means...

Men are like appliances - you need detailed instructions to help figure them out.

At the end of the first date, a man will generally use one of these three basic lines:

1. 'I'll call you.' You will never hear from him again.

2. 'I had a really nice time.' He'll call you next week if nothing more interesting is happening.

3. 'What are you doing tomorrow?' He wants you to know if he can stay over tonight.

'We're seeing each other.' Its down to you and the other woman.

He calls you 'girlfriend'. You've made him breakfast, he fixed your car and his friends are not allowed to come on to you.

'I only had a few beers.' I had more than one and less than 50.

'I really like you.' I think I'm falling in love but if I say that word there's no going back.

'I need some space.' I'm about this close to dumping but I haven't quite worked up the nerve to do it yet.

'I'd love to take you to paris' I really want. Have sex with you

'She's just a friend.' She is/was/hopefully one day soon will be my girlfriend.

'My ex won't stop calling me.' I'm not over my ex.

'It was a mutual thing' (talking about why his last relationship ended). She dumped his sorry ass!!!!!

'We haven't spoken in forever and I've been thinking about you.' I haven't had sex in almost three months (did someone say a 'booty call?')

'This is our third date isn't it?/Is it warm out or just me?/You think its true what they say about oysters?' I. W.A.N.T S.E.X

'You're incredible' (said straight after sex). Hint hint I want you to boast about how much better I was compared to your ex.

'You're incredible' (said any other time). You're incredible...

Ok so you've followed the rules and he's done too many things off key...

How to make sure he knows you know so he WON'T call again...

1. Tell him about your ex, who left you for your best friend. But he's been trying to win you back ever since... (If he still sticking around) Then...

2. Go on about how much the break up messed you up, and that you even had to go through therapy to get to a 'forgiving place'. (He's still calling?)

3. Mention how your mum is desperate to see you married with children. (If he still aint left town)

4. Let drop how your ex had a restraining order put out on you for stalking (add a disclaimer here that you were just out shopping.) If he's still hanging around...

5. If he still seems interested, its time for drastic measures: tell him that you always follow your horoscopes advice, and that currently it says that you should s celibate for six months to clear out all the 'evil demons'

Guaranteed: he'll be calling the bill before you've finished you main course and ordered desert...

IF THIS STILL DONT WORK YOU NEED TO STAY WELL AWAY FROM THIS ONE! HE SPELLS D.A.N.G.E.R.O.U.S

Men In The City - My Quest To Find The Perfect Man

2009-11-07T16:09:00.002Z

My mating game! I am actually my own worst enemy! Where are all the alpha males at?!?! I can't be going wrong, its not like... Ahhhh we won't get into that... Anyway, so I'm starting to get a bit fed up of this dating nonsense stuff right, so I decided to have a bit of fun and do a new blog topic 'Men In The City - My Quest To Find The Perfect Man' Yes I've actually decided to blog my journey to finding Mr Right (thats if he exists). So in this chapter I thought I'd layout some... Well some sort of guidelines for my self, unoe Dos and Don'ts. Think of it like a game show, and all the contestants have to go through a phyco analyst ( Well I need to make sure they ain't Mental) a bit like the weakest link, but I'm Ann Robinson...

So I'm fine tuning my radar and making sure I stay well away from these lot, this is my fool proof guide to sizing a guy up in one date. Not that I'm one to take advice from I'm the one looking but anyway...

Freaks

- He says I remind him of his mother. Tempting because he'll watch chick flicks with me, but I'm slowly backing towards the door, carefully turning the handle and running like hell!!!!!

- Confirmed Dudes, Question? Do I really wanna spend my time on a guy that crushes beer cans against his forehead?

- The Prince Charming, so its your first date and he already has made up that he wants to move in with me, get married, have six kids and live in a the country with the horse, goats, sheep and roosters! I'm sorry but I'm gonna be checking that guys passport, visa, I'd card, birth certificate and making he's valid to work in this country, let alone working! Man better be able afford his own place before he starts to try tail bumping mine!

- Any guy who comes my way and trys to claim that he's backed up is a no go, no way jose! He's just interested so he can release and dump his shit on me! No way!

- The Penis enlargers! They are the only sparkly things that will ever come my way, and I can guarantee they will only stay on his neck

- E-Males, no way do I need a guy spilling out his feelings to me on Blackberry Messenger but when its face to face he goes more fridged than the Virgin Mary, great if I need a long distance relationship but not when you live 20mins away...

- Morning Afters, if they look bad when I'm sober they are gonna look even worse when I have a hangover...

- PG Rating lover, probably the greatest thing since sliced bread if it was like what the 1900's? Ok so he gorgeous, good personality all that mumbo jumbo... But I think I need a little more than a partner to watch Will and Grace With...

- Mascara Men, I do not need a guy running at the first sign of emotion! Nuhuh! Nope! Girls! You'll have your period (Yes, I said it! PERIOD!) And he'll be permanently out the door...

- The Man-Boy, the guy loves to do crazy things like whisk me away mid week for a romantic week night or whatever. Excite me with charm and golden leaves and glitter... FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS! Then ill start to get irritated by his zero responsibility (spot via via stock phrases like 'all righty' and 'you go it', which he uses even when you ask a serious question like, 'Could you get an AIDS test?)

- And let's not forget to mention the man who talks about his Ex-girlfriend - LONGINGLY which makes you pose the question why are you here?.

Creeps

- He asks me to lunch instead of dinner - Taken Vs Not all that interested

- He says, 'I'm not looking to get serious.' TRANSLATION: I want to stop cutting holes out of buy one get one free melons and try the real thing once in a while OTHER TRANSLATION: I want sex. And saying this means he doesn't have to worry about how i feel because, in his mind, he is being truthful.

- When you get together for our first date, he tried to shove his tongue down my throat as a hello peck. Unless you want me to show you how my gag reflexes work and bring up my: salad with vinaigrette dressing and ripe cherry tomatoes, lamb chops with mash potatoes and wilted spinach, and new york cheese cake all over you then I suggest you keep that thing where god put it. Not SEXY!

- Eurocreeps I guarantee you he'll dump me for someone younger and skinnier when I hit 30.

- Deceptionists ( Once he shows his true self - in a bout 3 months - I will: 1. Wonder what I ever had in common with the guy, 2. Get angry that I wasted so much time on him, 3. Waste even more time trying to ferret out about what was lies and what was truth)

- Pig Pecker Man - the more I take care of him, the less interested he will probably be...

- He whines at the crucial moment, 'Do we really need to use a condom? I really hate them!' FAAAAAAAACK OFFFFFFFF!!!!

- Anyone in Prison, Pen Dates - not a good look.

- Tweenies, Yes he maybe a walking chemistry set of sexiness but he still has the mentality of a 13 year old.

Freelancers

- He has trouble ordering an entree at the restaurant (or even picking a restaurant) and figuring out if he wants to walk or take cab. The guy buckles under the weight of making any decision - including whether he wants a full time girlfriend or a casual relationship.

- Male sluts, well the just do it for the sex, no go!

The untouchables

The guys that I say are off limits! OFF LIMITS!!! That's for a one night stand, cheat or anything more than a drink in a public place!

- His Best Friend
- Any close member of his family
- Your boss's significant other
- Your sisters boyfriend
- A casual friend or co workers ex, who wants to be seen as the 'Other Woman'
- A friends fuck buddy
- Your best friends boyfriend or crush.

That's the rules, stay tuned for the candidates...

Question Mark Guys Part 3

2009-10-22T14:37:00.002+01:00

Anyway, I know its been a while since I've written about my 'Question Mark Guys' but I've had to have a good think about what and who I talk about seeing as I still sort of talk to a majority of them and the EPIC ERROR is that they all read my blog. LOL though i must tell you that 'Question Mark Guy #1' read my blog and said he found it funny until he got the the story about him and he wasnt impressed LMAO!!!! So yeah thats that basically Oh well! i thought it was halirious when he told me he had read it and that he was offended by it. ahhhh GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES... well he dont wana chat to me no more but i aint that fussed. I had a good chat with my boss yesterday about my blog, and he said be careful with what I write and with my care and consideration I've got a guy for you. He's a bit dopey so I don't think he'll be reading my blog anytime soon.

Question Mark Guy #3
Profile Name: Pretty Ricky
Age: 23 I think but ermmm age aint nothing but a number right?!?!

(Hidden Note: not that you care thought I'd put in that I'm listening some cool tunes right now, so I got my playlist in shuffle. Current song - Marvin Gaye - Let's get it on)

So 'Let Me Get On' with the story... Now let me set the scene for you, its a few weeks ago and I'm at the Indigo2 to see Rick Ross perform. This was actually a madness coz the line for this event was round the CORNER of the CORNER of the CORNER... Basically it was long, very long! LMAO! They were madly searching people at this event its was crazy! They had all the airport, xray scans and all sorts. There was about 20 of us all together and a bit of a madness happened with the tickets with someone else (which I'm not gonna go into) but long story short it was CRAZY!!!! Now, lining up was quite entertaining I must say! A few of the guys we were with (lol I'm not saying who but you know who you are) got to the xray scanning machine thingy and well got kicked right back out coz the had weed on them! Hahahahaha I'm sorry love but that is funny!

(Currently listening to Flo rida - Apple bottom jeans and I've just missed my stop at camden to get on the line Via Bank coz I wernt paying attention so I've got off at Euston instead and now I have these camel toe slow walking people in front me like I haven't got somewhere to be... )

Anyway so the guys go home or out or where ever they went, well they didn't stay in the O2. My battery ran out and I needed to call someone so I ask the guy on the bench just opposite the indigo2 if he had a blackberry and guess? what he did! Woop woop! I asked him if I could borrow his battery and he looked at me as if to say... well actually he did say 'what! Nahhhh! Allow dat! The blackberry takes like 15mins to load when you take the battery out' lol now this is kinda true, but I fluttered my eyelashes and said 'please?' (as you do... Right girls?) And he gave the battery to me. Coincidently the guy was friends with Lightning, Ghett's Cousin who was also sitting on the bench. Long story short, I made the phone call then the guy goes to me you've had my battery can I have your number LMFAO! (Being honest) I gave him my business card and kept it moving... Now I've got into the venue and I bumped into a few people, Ghetts, GFrsh, JMC, Sincere, the whole shebang, crew whatever we all bumped into each other you get the drift right?

Anyway I go up stairs to thngs row to see all my friends and I start to get my mojo on and don't really pay much attention to the show, which is what usually happens.

FASTFORWARDING....djksndjdbkjnfdfdjkjfdfcbfdskskiddrncnfosmxcjedfdbnjdfdfcd...

The event has finished and I'm about to say bye to everyone and walk to the lift, when this tunk looking figure pulls my hand and just when I'm about to do a Mz Bratt 'who do you think you are?' he goes, *In a American Voice* 'hey man, how are you? I've been watching you all night (slightly creepy), I see you talking to people man, I like your aura your vibe man (aura? What are we? Hippies? Who still uses that word?), I'd like to get to know you abit more, (yes it doesn't stop there he does keep talking!) I haven't spoken to a girl all night man, your my first, you can even ask my guy man, your so nice, I'm just looking after Rick Ross tonight (OK so my ears opened when I heard Rick Ross) and I wanna get your number man, what's your name man?' taking a breather obviously saying everything he wanted to say, I paused thinking has he not established that I'm a girl? I go my names Zanna, and he goes 'ah man that's such a nice name man, you look really nice so can I get your number man?' Now in my mind I'm saying say 'man' one more time!!!! And see what happens! But if he didn't say Rick Ross then I would have walked off long time ago, now I don't really care about Rick Ross it was more of the work that I was thinking about... Anyway so yeah I gave him my business card (I LOVE MY CARDS HA!) and said bye then walked off to my girls...

(Sorry to cut the story but some FINE guy has just walked on the bus, a mixed race brother *sigh* that's my eye candy for today ...oh current song - JSB - Good girl)

I weren’t on going to the after party so I just went home, charged my phone and when I switched it on guess who I had miss calls and texts from already??? TONY!!! EAGER or what!!!! Lmao!!! Anyway, I went to bed coz I couldn't be bothered to deal with him, I mean come on I left him like 2 hours ago!

( Lol I'm now on my way home from work....Currently listening to Mz Bratt - I like you, and there is this nice guy standing behind me at this wood green bus stop LMAO! I make myself giggle *cough* carrying on)

So Tony calls me everyday for a week after that and he goes he wants to take me out so I pulled the 'ill check my diary' flex and text him when I'm free next week...
So anyway we meet up and he goes he wants to take me to see a film that's already out, so I was like ok and we went to go see 'shottas' at some cinema that well plays films that are already out, the cheap fool! do you know that it was only £3.50 for the cinema ticket!!!! lmao! what a cheap date!!!!. Now I got the jist of this film, which was a film with bob marleys son in it and it was about Jamaican gangsters... THAT’S IT! And you know what? At the end of the film that's still all I knew! The guy would not shut the fuck up!!! He kept giving me a running commentary of what was coming up next in the film! It was mad annoying!!! And when he told me and the bit he was talking about came up I didn't understand it coz I was too busy tryna ignore him in the cinema and watch the film. And then this is him 'are you listening to me? What? Lmao! I'm tryna watch the film you eeeeediat!!! Anyway he goes look at this bit! Watch this bit its so funny then he'll laugh and I'm like what the hell are you laughing about? Can you not see my eyes pon the screen?!?! What did you think I came cinema for? The seating? You? Nahhhh mate! I did not come cinema for you! I came the film so why are you telling me to watch it when that's what I've been tryna do?!?! *sigh* anyway as if Mr Narrator couldn't get any worse he's tryna tell me a story about his boy in New York and how he loves this film so much. WHY!?!?! I don't care!!!! It actually felt like I was being constantly bugged throughout the film well... Correction... I was! Putting it into perspective for you, Have you ever watched TV at a stupid time in the night like 4 or 5am and you turn over to watch something and its got this little narrator person in the corner for deaf people to understand what going on, on the TV? But got so occupied with watching what the person in the corner of the TV is doing that you end up not paying much attention to the programme so you’re left a bit clueless? NO? WELL I DO THAT SOMETIMES... Ok what about this? Did you used to watch looney toones? You know the looney toon where you have a road runner and a coyote? And the coyote is always tryna get this road runner but he never gets it? I felt like that coyote boi! I was so frustrated!

Anyway after the film he continues talking and I'm thinking could there possible be that much to talk about after your rant in the cinema? Well he's telling me all this nonsense that he parties with the 'stars' and how he looks after Rick Ross, Paris Hilton, Lil Wayne and all the other peeps that come over here and showing me pictures like he's some kinda groupie (not a good look! but you pay £7 for 2 people at the cinema? shatttup!!!!) and I'm thinking and feeling quite dumb 'OOOOOOOOOH YOUR JUST ANY PROMOTOR!!! MINOR!!!! YOUR NOT THAT INTERESTING FOR ME TO TOLERATE YOU ANYMORE!' Then he goes to me did you enjoy it? And I blatantly go to him 'YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE TO WATCH IT!' I was so pissed off! There is nothing worse than someone that doesn't know when to just shut the hell up! Lol its annoying me just thinking about it! So after the cinema and our slight awkward silence he goes to me can I kiss you? And I sort of paused as in to think who asks if they can kiss someone that's a bit odd but please don't! So this is me pretending I didn't quite hear what he was talking about 'what? Sorry I didn't hear you' then he goes *in his american accent* 'come on man can I kiss you? Then he goes where do you like to be kissed? Where's your weak spots? (WEAK SPOTS??? WHAT ARE YOU ON MATE!?!?!) Do you want me to kiss you down there?' Oh yeah!!! He pulled a Pretty Ricky on me in the middle of the west end!!!! I was actually shocked!!! SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he smiled at me as if to say go on! lemme get stuck in lmao!

(Sorry to cut the current song is Ginuwine - One Time For Love, that a good song!!! Oh but now its actually just changed to Pretty Ricky - Ill Get You Right looool that's what I thought! I found it funny too when we are on the subject! Ha!)

Not surprised though coz me and my friends had a discussion like this about guys, but I was just shocked that he was so open about it! And especially to someone you've known for like 5minutes. This is me 'YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I think you need a cold shower!!!!!!' That's a bit much for me to take in after you made me sit in the cinema to watch a film that I didn't even get to watch properly coz you were talking all the way through it then he goes to me smiling 'well I can make it up to you we can go hotel I know the owners!' This is me actually feeling a bit space invaded, 'I don't think so love!' Then he goes 'Man I like you man, I feel me and you can work something out, I wanna be with you man, I wanna get with you man, can I do that?' I'm thinking is this guy on drugs??? Has he been smoking? Taking pills instead of popcorn? Then I go 'Look I'm not in the position to be in a relationship right now (BAIT LIE), I'm just concentrating on working.' Anyway to cut the story short he tried to convince me and I just said that I don't know him very well, like I don't know him from Adam and that I'm not prepared to go out with someone that I don't know let alone with someone at all' then he goes 'cool baby girl well holla at me when you want though, I'm here.' Lol I go cool but that's defo not what I was thinking... 30mins later I go to him I have a meeting *cough at home* and ill speak to him later and when I got on the train I actually just laughed...

Well he still calls me but I air the calls as you do and well that concludes my 'Question Mark Guy 3'

Conclusion? O2? Not a good place to me an ungassed up guy...

P.S. Lol I’d laugh if my boss reads this ha!

LOL

Stay Tuned!!!!!

Hammer - Hurricane City

2009-09-22T14:20:00.002+01:00

Now I feel so bad that this wasn't the first review I did! So I need to apologise to hammer for that! I never have settled too well with listening to a whole Grime cd coz I feel like I might wanna slit my wrists at some point. *no pun intended* but I did actually settle with this mixtape so it was all good!
Gonna get mad - this is such a great track to start off with, its fun and sort of gimicky (in a good way)So yeah good start!
Hurricane - I don't quite get the lyrics to this, or it might be just me. My ear drums need a huge rest from music so please correct me me if I'm wrong (for insurance let me please not that EVERYTHING ELSE I UNDERSTAND! Its just the first bit :D) 'one two one there's a hurricane and its already gone through they charge us but they don't charge you' am I wrong lol please tell me! Anyway! Jammer and Hammer (lol that rhymes look at that) have both distinctive voices which really work well together. Now the remix to this I heard a while back when hammer sent it to me and I was not expecting it to sound like that at all!!! I was kinda shocked I didn't really like it at first but only for the reason that I expected more funky rather than scooter ibiza riddim but it did grow on me and I do like it now and I actually play it while getting ready in the mornings *always a good sign* it sort of reminds me of kevin and perry go large (if you aint seen it! BIG BOY FILM!)
Players get lonely too - as soon as I heard this it kinda reminded me of ironiks 'stay with me' part from the fact I actually like this, its nice :)
Releasing Thoughts - HAMMER! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID! ITS A LOVE SONG! Lmao! I thought my ears where defying me so I went on http://www.online-dictonary.com/ and checked out 'love song' definition: a song about love or expressing love for another person... Did you not do that? Well... Technically you did, your talking about a relationship and what sounds like a buggaboo of a girlfriend buh SAME TING! Any how its a really nice track... You have props nice track...Stinking - YEAH HEH YEAH HEH!!!!! If you do not like that track you are 'STINKING' lmao!!!! This track actually got me so HYPE! (Don't ask) anyway... Its sort of like my HYPE HYPE/POW track of the year! I don't care what you lot think! That's why its on MY blog! :) At least we all know that Skepta likes Jazzie, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Lmao! Ahhhhh man! I don't think you lot quite know how much I like this track! Too much! But then again I'm a bit of a nutta anyway! Anyway NUFF SAID! SNM! LOVES IT! MY FAVOURITE TRACK ON THE MIXTAPE!
I really like this mixtape, its fun, energetic, there's more than one genre of music on here so it can appeal to just about anyone. It sort of sounds like its been effortlessly put together. So ill give it a 8 of 10. I'm just intrigued to see what you come up with next. But if you aint got it... Get it and lemme know what you think too :)
NOTE TO HAMMER: I am madly slow! But I now understand your email address *SMH* lol!

Mz Bratt - Give It To Em Vol 2

2009-09-20T16:24:00.002+01:00

Now this girls smart you know! Why you ask? Well she knows how to appeal to her public and her fans, and whether you like it or not your a fan. FULL STOP! HANDS DOWN! DONT ARGUE! SO SHHHHHHHHHH! Now after god know how long trying to download this bloody thing from spendspace and trying to convert it from rar to a normal file and tryna get rid of it being a zip file and all that rubbish I finally get to listen to it. And I suppose it was worth the trouble I must say. If it was sh*t I would tell you. No matter how much I like you. *Cheeky smile* anyway Give it to em Vol 2. The MIXTAPE!

Who do you think you are - I remember when I heard this track ages ago when I was working at UKstreetsounds and terror was like this girls gonna be big! He wernt wrong there. I must say I do actually love that track so SNM! I was a bit annoyed that I missed the video shoot coz I had a photoshoot to deal with. It should have done better than it did but its all about the build up right?

I like you - so we've got a little sample of Mz Bratts new single feat sadie ama (for those who a little slow that's shola ama sister even though I don't think she wants to be remembered like that, further more the talent runs in the family). I can see girls listening to this track and singing alone coz they can relate to it. Pathetic? Yes, but true? Totally! Now don't front like you don't do that, I saw you listening to destinys child 'I'm a survivor' SMH. We've all been there. So look out for the video!!!!

We have a few freestyles on here which is always nice to hear. We have 'Not Alone' by calvin harris, 'Diamond Rings' by Chip, 'Everything' by P Money 'Migrane Skank' by Gracious k (that freestyles funny) She shows that's she can be versatile, and flexible in what ever she does. Now they don't last for long, but they don't really need to go on for days anyway. Right? Don't answer, that was a rhetorical question. Anyway, its all fun and games listening to the freestyles and chose the right tracks to do too. 'Run This Town' is on here too, and all proves my point that I've just mentioned. 'Bust your windows', Bratt says exactly what I would have done. Also Tincheys ft Taio Cruz 'Take me back' and I swear there is the first little hint of Bratt singing in the background there.

Move Your Body - I love this, I can actually listen to this all day, its fun. It reminds me a bit of 'rolex sweep' by skepta. The beat not her.

Sooooooo we have 'Warning' with Bruza + Tinie Tempah, 'This Year' and Drop bombs with Griminal. I think Grim and Bratt work really well on a track together and I love bratt on grime. Why you ask? Well ill tell you... She sort of brings sexiness to grime. CORRECTION! She does bring sexiness to grime. Now just to clarify myself to all those small minded people out there that think that comment is gay in anyway please vacate your way off my blog, we are all mature round here. Anyway... Bratt has a hot voice END OF!

Trust You - Girl can sing! I've said this before! Look out for that track SNM I don't need to write anything more about that.Bratt and Elrea on a track is hooooooooooooott!!!!!!!!! And that guy can sing! *SIGH* deary me, I know yall will be putting that on your slow jam cd turning the lights down low.Futures bright is a decent track too.

The first thing I heard on 'Addictive' was such a minor thing but it just made me laugh. *No pun intended* Bratt Bruuuz LMAO! Bruza has such a deep voice and its such a contrast with Bratt but its a good track. I like the acoustics in the back which is actually really nice, sort of indie.

How can u turn up to radio late? U diva tut tut tut! Pmsl at the provisional license. But hun I'm sorry, holding a phone in an advert is modelling, not acting. Either way you got paid so its all love my dear :)

I have actually had a guy pull my hair by accident in a club (at least i hope it was an accident) he was going for my shoulder and sort of re flexed back like I just banged my head. Its funny now, but it wernt then, he nearly pulled my weave off lmao! That actually was the last day I wore it unoe, anyway... I'm not gonna lie if you wanna laugh listen to that radio rip, coz that is actually really funny. Terror why are you helping her in the background? Target man what a douche bag lmao!

Anyway overall, this gives people the real meaning to MIXTAPE! It gives you tasters of what is to come. Also there's something on here to cater for anyone with different music tastes, so your bound to find something that you like. I did however wanna hear some more of Bratt singing, but I suppose I can't have it both ways aye? 9 out of 10. Its a good mixtape. And if you aint heard it yet I suggest your get it ASAP! Terror you've done a good job, but of course you already know. Bratt keep it up my dear. And a shout out to everyone else.

Wizzy Wow - Dr. Wizzy Love

2009-09-20T02:08:00.002+01:00

So Mr. Wizzy wow's (AKA Y.Wizz) released a free album on download. Yes I know the review is a bit late but I just haven't got round to being able to listen to it and write my notes at the same time. So ideally... I'm on the train on my way to a meeting and thought I might as well get it done now.
So... Dr. Wizzy Love - Welcome to the space motel.
When I first listen to it, not properly just a 'wizz' through it and initially I thought ahhh its not gonna be another one of those 'Kanye West heartbreaker' type albums is it? Because all I heard was auto tune, ill be honest, the thought I was gonna be disappointed. BUT! (Before someone cuts my head off for doing a bad review) when I listened to it again when I was on the train I really got into it. Its a real chick flick album, Sorry but it is, its one of those albums that your average girl would listen to over and over again and wish the artist was talking about her. I can see one of these songs being used as a cover to a sex scene in a hugh grant movie or a tyler perry movie(well maybe not hugh grant)

Tracklist:( I've just done notes to the ones that stand out the most to me)

1.Saviour - not a bad intro into the album3.Stars in her eyes - LMAO *no pun intended* when I heard the production on this I thought this was defo produced by wiley, lol and it was, so crazy I feel that its kinda all over the place4.Stoned in saturn - is the first track I heard and I must say I haven't got bored of it. I really like it but I don't want to babble on.

10.X-rated ft J.F.L.O.W.S - I actually thought it was wretch 32 on this track first for some reason. I'm not deaf, but I seriously thought it was *no pun intended* but then I double checked and it wasn't (just to clarify it wasn't wretch). Anyway I really like this track one of my favourites, its smart, lyrically. The productions good too.

11.Don't make me wait - This is actually my favourite track on the whole album, honestly I love the way this track is put together. I don't think there is anyway it could possibly be improved (what can I say I'm passionate about that track, lol!)

12.Too grown for you ft Ivy - Cool track, I suppose it happens. But any girl that turns round and says she would rather talk on the phone than go to new york is actually a nimconpooop!!!! Lol its a good listen.

13.Transform you - Nothing bad about it, good use of autotune. Speaking for transforming... I would like to transform this girl that is looking at what I'm typing on my BB while writing this review. She needs to transform her eyes to look the other way.

14.Over now ft Scorcher - This song reminds me love lockdown from kanyes last album. Lol if you aint heard it, listen to it you'll get what I mean.

Anyway all in all its a good lil album so if you haven't downloaded it I'm not sure if you've figured it out, so those of you that are a little slow, its free! YES FREE!!! So download it coz its a bargain and it will make a brill present all your friends and family, don't forget, christmas is round the corner. Just Joking Na Man!!! Nah its a good album... 8ish out of 10 I thought 7 was a little low. :)

Question Mark Guys Part 2

2009-09-11T01:15:00.001+01:00

After I wrote my first 'QUESTION MARK GUY' blog, I started reminiscing about all the other QUESTION MARK GUYS that have somehow managed to attempt to lead me the garden path!!!! Well... Today ill tell about a 'DATE' that undoubtedly my mum will never let me forget. YES! I said it! My mum! She plays a major part in this story! I'm sure you've all had one of those dates that just makes you sit down and wonder what the FCUK was going through that what less persons head!!!

So here we go...

Question mark guy #2
Profile Name: Just not right...
Age: 20 with the swagger of a 12 year old (although did notice this until the END)...

I was the event organiser of a 3day music festival event last year. It was going great when it started, every one was coming through the doors sitting down waiting for the show to start. I myself was looking forward to watching some of the people perform, I must say I was rather ecstatic to see that loads of people turned up and almost a large weight was lifted off my shoulders as I started to chillax and get into my zone. :)

Now halfway through the event I was talking to some of the artists and producers and all the other tag a longs that came and I happened to bump into an old music friend of mine whom I hadn't seen or spoken to in a while (in other words forgot about his entire existence). While we were having a quick catch up, this dark figure came up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. My friend turns round with a rather electric smile and introduces me. The guy goes to shake my hand and as I do my smile widens, while I flick my hair and flutter my eyelashes as to say 'HELLOOOOOOOOOOO HANDSOME!!!!!!' Standing before me was a fine figure of a man, a vision of a real master piece, a work of art, an alluring dish of manlyness. Basically in other words he was a light skin brother, 6ft 2, clean cut, well built out gladiator looking chap. Well we got chatting and we were sitting at the bar drinking rose and in my mind I was thinking THANK YOU GOD! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME! I must say this guy had the lynx effect on me. Anyway so its the end of the event and I'm saying my good byes to the people leaving and my new found friend comes up to me, asks me for my number then asks what I am doing the next day. I told him I had the last day of the event to finish then he asked if he could see me after I was done. I contained my excitement (as you do) and agreed.

Fast forwarding... after text talking to this guy all night I was getting ready to finish off working on the event. We agreed to meet up for 6pm but well that didn't quite go to plan, I got so caught up with people at the event I forgot to stop talking and didn't realise the time. It was 7.30pm and I kept telling the guy I was leaving in 10 minutes and I was saying that from 5pm lol! Anyway I kept him waiting for 1hour and 30mins while he waited outside the Trafalgar square tescos(I must admit that was my fault). Now this is where it starts to get interesting. I walk up to him and as he turns round I realise what he's wearing! Not the F.I.N.E looking clothes he was wearing the day before but my guy was wearing a full tracksuit! But not any tracksuit, a tracksuit that looked like he had worn it god knows how many times to the gym. Washed it god knows how many times till it had turned to some manky washed out burgundy redish colour! In other words I was thinking HELL NO!!!!! Hell no did he just turn up looking like that! I was not impressed! I know I left him hanging for a bit, but I left him hanging enough to go home and take that sh*t off and change! If I knew this MOFO was gonna turn up looking like that I woulda left him hanging LONGER!!!

Well... Subsiding that he turns up looking like that! We go into tescos buy some krispy cremes then go for a walk, we just chatting and chatting you know the usual things! We walked over a bridge over the thames and past the london eye and it was really nice a really decent night.

Now...I said to him I wanted to get something to eat coz I was really hungry, he said ok but can we go to his to get a jacket coz it was cold and his house is just round the corner. So we walked to his house and when got there I thought it was gonna be a quick in and out type thing. But oooooooooh nooooooooo nothings ever normal I'm my life! This guy now, he goes come in for a second. I walk in now, this bloody fucker turns on the lights, turns on the TV, turns on the computer sits at it and starts talking MSN! M.S FCUKING N. Are you hearing this!!!!!!! I thought he said that he was gonna get he bloody jacket! Ooooooh it don't end there noooooo! He comes off MSN now and what does he do? turns over the TV and puts on Graham Norton! ILL REPEAT!!! GRAHAM NORTON!!! The guy puts the queerest guy in television on and sits down next to me! Hugging me thinking that's the way its gonna go!!!! I'm thinking nahhhhh mate!!! Its not happening!!!

At this point I'm thinking this guy aint serious!!!! Well... At the right time as always my mum calls me and tells me she's in central london finishing work and if I need a lift home. I was thinking THANK YOU!!! She was at this guys house within 5mins and when I got in the car I just laughed about it with my mum! Then went to a Macds drive thru! Damn guy left me hungry!

The time when you think your on a 'DATE' with the right guy! Lol well... I got put in my place there! Which is a shame coz he was F.I.N.E!!!!!!! But he was just not right...

Pfffffff moral of the story: don't fall for what a guy tells you! Don't judge a book by its cover! Eat before a date... :)

Question Mark Guys Part 1

2009-09-10T01:00:00.002+01:00

Ok so my girl @siananderson has kind of got me into the blogging thing, and when I sat down and thought about it I thought OMGOOOOOSH!!!! I have so much to talk about! I've decided to blog about something once a day, I have no idea how long it’s going to last but I will dearly try to keep it up. ANYWAY! Down to business....

So my topic for today is 'QUESTION MARK GUYS'. I have come across some F.U.N.K.Y guys (and girl’s too but ill get on to them later) while working in the industry so I thought I'd have a good laugh about it.

Question mark guy #1
Profile Name: Something Else...
Age: 26 so he says did my research and has got to be at least 30! Kind of me feel a bit ill!

Right well, I've known this guy for a bit through work and we got chatting about work may I add! Concentrate! I don't want to see them eyes rolling! So we got talking and he told me what he does and people seemed to know him. This was reassuring may I say to know... Well to think I knew I wasn't talking to a complete PHYCO! Well he asked for my BB pin one time and this is where the madness started!!! My guy started talking to me now and it was a decent conversation... What projects you doing at the moment...? Who have you worked with...? How long have you been doing it for...? You know all that mumbo-jumbo. Next the guy starts asking questions about what I look for in a boyfriend and how he thinks he'd be perfect for me... When I'm watching these messages I'm thinking... This guy seems a bit perved out... Coming on a bit strong when he doesn’t even know me. I mean I'm all for a compliment or two but that was a bit much so I restrained myself from meeting up with him unless it was in public, which I stuck to may I add. How you ask? Well I didn't meet up with him! SIMPLES!!!! (as the meerkat on the compare the market DOT com would say)

So anyway I'm working on this project now and I'm excited to bring the UK industry involved in it. Especially people that I feel have a good work ethic no matter how creepy they may be... And I asked if he could send me a few things for it. He said let's have a meeting, I didn't see the point seeing as what I needed didn't need to involve much of a conversation let alone a meeting, but I didn't see the harm and agreed. What's the harm right? Well... That's what I thought!!!

Ooooooooo boiiiiii!!!!!! I mean imagine the thought of a scrawny little man standing outside a primary school waiting for the kids to come running out so he can lore them away with rowntree fruit pastels, tootie footies and haribio ready to snatch the kids away from their parents. Then taking them to his house to store them in the cellar, fattening them up like caged chickens ready to devour his teeth into them 6 weeks later! Well keep that thought in your head for a few minutes while I tell you more...

So he buys me a hot chocolate and a chocolate cake from starbucks, I did offer to pay for my own stuff but I suppose its being polite for him to pay really (well so is giving a kid sweets) as he did call for the meeting. So we are chatting and I'm telling him about the project and where I want it to go. Now during the meeting he feels the need to comment on the fact that he thinks I look very 'hot' was the words he used, flattered was my feeling, and inappropriate was the thought. No matter how innocent it may have been.

So the nice good looking French guy in starbucks who I'd rather be having a meeting with may I say *no pun intended* came over and said that they were closing. So we vacate and walk towards his car. (It was on the way to nandos, I was really in need for a munch before I went home) he went home, I went nandos meeting finished. He then called me to ask me if I wanted to chill out at his house. Reluctant to sound rude I obliged, expecting other people to be there and said that I would only if it wasn't too late and COMPLETELY IGNORED THE FACT THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS A BIT CREEPED!!! (This is the part where the creepy guy takes the kid to his house)

Speeding time forward it about...10.30pm *ish* and he picks me up now were driving, and driving and driving and I'm thinking I knew it I FCUKING knew it he going to kill me! Shoot me! Summits up! Something just didn't seem right, so we get to this loooooong road with no street lights and I'm like where the hell are we? I didn't want to say anything I roughly knew where we were but from when I don't see a bus stop I kind of got a bit worried. We get to this field like massive field and all there is is baaaaaaaaaare darkness!!!!! It was closed off and he gets out opening the gate. He drives through and its just pitch black!!! PITCH BLACK!!!!! This lil road was leading to a house at the end of it... Ok let me elaborate... The only house at the end of the road!!! ONLY HOUSE!!! Think Blair witch project... There are bare trees, pitch black, a derelict warehouse (which advertably was part of the house) and a house! I looked around and there were just fields!!!!! And this one house in the middle of it, almost like a farm house type thing. When I got out the car I didn't want to say sh*t incase I pissed him off and he decided to kill me! No one knew where I was; damn I didn't know where I was.

We get in this house now and it was as creepy as outside, it looked a bit like a squatter’s house lmao! Like it just didn't look like a home is what I mean by that. It just looked unlived in. Now were sitting in this room now. Chatting and all that having a laugh listening to some tunes. Having a drink and that talking about some work stuff and this is where it all starts!!!!

He starts saying things like: oh you’re so sexy, you’re really hot, you've got such a cute smile, I'm glad your here, your good company... Now I'm just laughing the compliments off as you do. I had my hair out on that day so I got my hair band and tied it up. This is him: ooooh you look so sexy with your hair tied back, you’re teasing me! MAY I JUST CLARRIFY I DIDNT NO ANYTHING BUT TIE MY HAIR UP!!!! Then he starts to try and massage me, I shrugged it off then he goes you know it feels good... *me raising eye brows* erm if you say so... It’s about 12.50am now and I go to him I need to use the toilet. I BB my girl Shaye and go to her this guy is going on bare creepy on me HELP!!!!! I come back and 10mins later I have shaye calling me imitating as my cousin....

Shaye: 'you have to come back home now, there's a family emergency and you need to come back now'

(By the way I've turned my phone volume up so he can hear)

Me :( pretending I don't know what she's doing) 'I can't right now I'm out of the area...

Shaye:'NO! Tell whoever you’re with to bring you back NOW!!!'

(Phone call finished...)

*Now you may be thinking at this point oh no!!! Is that what girls do now?!?! Lmao! I'm sorry but desperate circumstances call for desperate measures!!!*

I go to him 'did you hear that?' He goes he weren’t listening when he blatantly was!!!! Then I go to him look I need to be home now and he goes ok give me a 15minutes to sober up because I don't want to lose my license... I thought ok fair enough if you had loads to drink then that's a fair comment but he had like 1 measly drink!!! And I had the same thing and it’s not like it knocked off any drink units I'm telling you!!!! It was like that cheap vodka stuff that smells like nail polish remover, tastes like shite but in terms of its ability to get you drink when mixed with juice is 0% especially when you've had 1!!!! Well he said 2 but he hadn't even finished his second drink so I don't know what he was chatting about...
Anyway, I was counting the minutes and it was about 1.30am and I go look I really need to get home... This is him rolling up a spiff, give me a minute I'm still light headed! I'm thinking why the hell are you rolling up a spliff then telling me you need to sober up coz you don't want to get pulled over?!?!?! HE TRIED IT!!!! I'm all for people liking my company but nahhhhhh don't take me for a fool!!!! I didn't want to argue with him so I just stayed quite incase he changed his mind and left me to rot in his house till the morning.

It’s about 2.30am now and he goes to the toilet which was great timing as my girl shaye calls me and asks me if I'm ok.

Me (whispering): yeah he's gone to the toilet and he's gone so crazy!

Shaye: who is he?

Me: he's dot dot dot

Shaye: not *beeeeeep*

Me: YEAH!

Shaye: OMG! Zannnna! I could have told you what he was like he was bare gwarning pervy with me on face book....

Me: I got to go he's coming back

I bb her I'm sending you my location! The thing wouldn't bloody load my location!!! My BB doesn't even know where I am I thought! Then I thought @terrordanjah would say...'That would never happen with an IPhone!' Lmao!

It’s about 3am and my battery goes dead.... I go to him look I really need to go then he decides to go all skitso on me and say:

‘I can't read you man! I don't understand you!'

I'm thinking am I missing something here?

Then I go to him I'm not a book... And that he needs to take me home, I'm not there to be read!

He rolls up another spliff and says I just don't want to lose my license... I'm thinking RIGHT!!!! Whatever!!!! But you can smoke a spliff while driving but you can't drive while being minutely intoxicated?!?! Dickhead!!! Its 3.15am and we get in the car and I don't say any thing to him. Just thinking about how well he drives under the influence of weed, but can't function on alcohol... I thought I hope the MOFO gets pulled over!!!

I get home at like 3.45am is and he insanely goes I hope you had a good night I have a feeling you didn't! I was thinking what gave you that Idea.... Anyway I went to bed thinking that guy *shake my head* he's something else!!!!
Moral of the story... Well more of a note to self really! He's a nutcase! Trust your instincts at all times!!

Oh and drive everywhere yourself, it never fails lol

My First Blog About Me...

2009-09-08T20:24:00.003+01:00

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